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My Feet
04:37
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My feet, my feet, I've got to keep my feet
It's not too late, it's not too late
I've got to keep my feet
To work, to work, I've got to go to work
You are like two things to me,
I treat you like a spork
I'm in the bath, the soap is in my eyes
If I were here and you were there
I'd take off my disguise
You complain when I take off my shoes
You like my toes, I don't like yours
so I'll take off my shoes
My bed, my bed, I sleep in a bunk bed
I hope it snows so we go slow
and we'll sleep in my sled
I am the hill, you glide across the white
you are red, you leave a streak
an imprint on the ice
blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
My feet are wet from walking in your eyes
Please dry them off, please dry them off
I'm going home tonight
I am a raft, I'm floating on the sea
BB guns and broken glass
are floating next to me
You're on the beach, I see you from my raft
I wave to you, you wave to me
a wave hits me you laugh.
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2. |
By the Way
03:11
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My little girl is a sweet, sweet girl
she's the sweetest little thing in this big mean world
And if she lets me hold her pretty little hand
and takes a walk with me I'll be happy again
Late at night when she crawls in our bed
and I pet the hair on her pretty little head
and she breathes so quiet
I can't help but think about what I would do
for my pretty little thing
By the way, if you hurt her:
I will drill holes in your body
I will hammer out your teeth
I will brand you on the thighs
I will bind your hands and feet
I will cut into you slowly, take
some ribs out through your side
I will drive nails into your ears
I will show you one of your eyes
cause the love I have in my heart
isn't equal to the hate I will have in my soul
for anyone who hurts my little baby
anyone who hurts my little girl
I will hold you under water
I will fill your mouth with sand
I will hang you by the arms
I will choke you with my hands
I will glue your lips together
I will scream into your ear
I will bleach all of your skin
I will tie you to a mirror
cause the love I have in my heart
isn't equal to the hate I will have in my soul
for anyone who hurts my little bobie
anyone who hurts my little girl
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3. |
The ARVD is Whipping Me
04:58
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I was born tied to the stump of a watermelon tree
you don't believe that well you can ask my mother
when I turned ten to get my revenge
I tied down my baby brother
I spent two weeks inside a humpback whale,
I slept inside his blowhole
if he blew at night I put up a fight
and after once he didn't ask anymore
First I underneathed you and then I overtopped you
you are like a house
and you are like a plant
sometimes you are like a houseplant
Don't ask me any questions about my life
unless I'm robbing you at night
and even then you better pretend
you never saw my face in the light
I might come back to cut your cat
or feed your dog to my father
When I was young we had a telephone
where you could hear the neighbors talking
and sometimes or always when I was alone
I'd listen for hours without talking
Tomorrow's Sunday, when the sun comes up
they'll be out mowing their grass
they'll wave and smile and I'll wave and smile
but they won't know why I'm smiling
Five shocks to the heart is enough to make
me return on all the things I said
I take it all back don't listen to me
the ARVD is whipping me
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4. |
Zion
02:47
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I can see Jesus running
shooting out bolts of lightning
he pours his water on the ocean
it soothes my skin like lotion
the bright yellow sun is shining
the wet raindrops are falling
the rainbow's colors are flying
my tear-filled eyes are frozen
when I get to heaven
Jesus will be there waiting
my dress will be long and flowing
his hair will be long and golden
Jesus is gently pleading
follow me to Zion
follow me to Zion
follow me to Zion
all right, okay
now I can hear Jesus humming
a song I'd long forgotten
his voice soft like a mother
his hands strong like a father
follow me to Zion
Jesus is pleading
follow me to Zion
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5. |
Sprinky, YKIT
03:46
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sprinky, you know it's true
one day you'll say I do
and when the day comes that you do
I'll be there with you too
and on that devastating day
a thousand healthy hearts will break
and on that devastating day
a thousand broken hearts will say
we missed our chance at love
brooke wilson, it's the same with you
one day you'll do it too
and if that day comes first for you
sprinky will be there with you too
and on that devastating day
a couple hundred healthy hearts will break
and on that devastating day
a couple hundred broken hearts will say
the good times are gone
a leap, a yell, a cry, a scream
it's coming faster than it seems
down the aisle your moms will cry
it's bittersweet your dads will sigh
but you were never ours to keep
a thousand broken hearts will weep
and on that devastating day
a thousand broken hearts will say
sprinky you know it's true
one day you'll say I do
sprinky, YKIT
say you won't forget about me
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6. |
My Friend Tommy
01:52
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Tommy died last july at the bottom of the stairs
and bad advice
In a storm and a flood gate he floated belly-up
into the night
So they built him a memorial and covered it with tears
for his untimely end
But all the notes said the same sad thing: surely, Tommy,
I was your best friend
Tommy, Tommy, you weighed over 200 pounds
so how before our eyes could you spread yourself so thin?
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7. |
Job and Jonah
04:08
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well job was a good man and you see what happened to him he got sick and lost his family and got blood and boils and sores on his arms and he scratched and scraped with broken pieces of clay while his friends told him he was wrong and that his judgment had come but all job could ask was why and he never cursed god and died and after a few days he got to listen to god's side and god said mind your own business I allow what I want and I do what is fair and I do what is right but all you seem to care about is how you feel inside and what you see beside you and in front of you and behind you but is your voice unleashed in the thunder or is your eye my eye or can you tame the wind or show me where the lightning hides? job said I've talked too much on things I do not understand and the thunder changed to a whisper and god said it's okay job, come here.
but jonah disobeyed god and you see what happened to him he ran away and hid and he got on a boat to run but the storms became people chasers and the ship all came undone and he thought god will kill us all before we ever see the sun again so he said throw me to the waves let me pay for what i've done and when I hit the water I'll meet my end but y'alls help will come so they threw him to the ocean and as he sank the storms did subside but before he sucked in any water he found himself inside the belly of a fish where he screamed and prayed and cried for three long days and three lonely nights and when god was done with the fish he told it to vomit jonah out on the sand like a man will vomit words he does not understand.
now I've got my own problems and I've got my own pain but God never said if I should jump overboard or take it like a man and I guess it doesn't matter cause his thoughts are not my thoughts and his ways are not my ways so there's only one thing he could say while I was trying to decide if I was job or jonah god said you're mine and I asked I'm Yours and god said come here.
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8. |
Valerie Watkins
04:00
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Come back to us Valerie Watkins
why'd you leave me here alone
sitting in the ashes
gnashing my teeth
and trying to decide why
you stopped eating meat
you like to read obituaries
and pretend you were their friend
while the doctors argue for hundreds an hour
about what it all means
well come all you people
and play me some Johnny Cash
while we argue over the airwaves
of the foreign man's flag
here's a box of chicken mcnuggets
come and eat and we'll get fat
then we'll download a quart of adrenaline
from a nervous elephant
and we'll drink it
and we'll smoke it
and we'll mix it with punch
we'll have a slobbery feast
and our eyes will shake
flowers change colors
but the energy is fake
the energy is fake
the energy you gave to me was fake
come on now wake up
and have a soybean burger
made special for you
by your vegan lover
well he stands tall for nothing
'til the breeze knocks him over
and if I had a half a glass
of red bull in me
I'd tell him what I thought
about his pale-skin whine
and red tattoo that he uncovered
sitting there crying just to pass the time
well call me, my number's in the book
call me, my phone is off the hook
leave the crops and barley fields
and embrace your future mates of states
of arteries clogged
and chairs weighed down
by the weight of varicose veins
hey valerie you didn't
forget my number did you
valerie you didn't
forget my number did you
all I want to do is pour
some poison for two
is that too much to ask
remember what your mom said
to your dad while they were still together
later you told me it was a lie
and later you turned out to be right
well call me my number's in your phone
call me I'm waiting here alone
pour me some adrenaline
it looks like rain
I'm short on endorphins
the result of all this pain
but I've got it better than most
I'll take a medium number seven
put on your black tie and cry
and sell my bronco
cause baby I'm off to heaven
is waiting for me now
heaven is waiting for me now
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9. |
Sleeping With Sallie Mae
03:50
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I met Sallie in the summertime
before I went to school
She helped me feel like everything was fine
All through my freshman year
Sallie Mae was always there
She meant it when she said she always would be
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, why do you torture me this way?
I almost wish that I had never met you
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, will you stop writing me someday?
You make me wish I'd never gone to school
She bought me a stereo
and then this old guitar
I loved the days when Sallie Mae was mine
She opened her arms wide to me
She opened her checkbook too
Sallie, I will always regret climbing into bed with you
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, why do you torture me this way?
I almost wish that I had never met you
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, will you stop writing me someday?
You make me wish I'd never gone to school
She stuck by me for four long years
She was the perfect girl
before she left me for a wide-eyed freshman boy
Six months after graduation
I multiplied my interest by inflation
My child support won't end for thirty years
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, why do you torture me this way?
I almost wish that I had never met you
Sallie Mae, Sallie Mae, will you stop writing me someday?
You make me wish I'd never gone to school
Was it really worth the pain?
I fried my brain for you
Now it's clear who was made the fool
Sallie Mae, I have played the fool
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10. |
It Still Feels
03:48
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You nearly asked for me
when will you marry me
I was watching the snow fall
wondering if we should be there at all
I thought this could be it for me
we both hate words like destiny
I don't think it can be tonight
but yeah it feels like you were meant for me
I kinda like the way you laugh for me
I really like the pretty way you sing
and even though I know you really care
it's kinda cool that you don't brush your hair
you like the way I say my name
I like the way you say it too
and even if things are kind of hard
it still feels like I was meant for you
even when things are kind of hard
it still feels like I was meant for you
The blackest crow that ever flew
would surely turn to white for you
and bright day will turn to night
if ever I prove false to you
If ever I prove false to you
if ever you prove false to me
I'll always love you, Ashley, can't you see
it still feels like we were meant to be
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11. |
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There's a world in which I live
and I tell it what to do
There's a wall above the wall
on the way to knowing you
A strange thing happened yesterday
the sun came up behind the moon
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12. |
The World
04:46
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Just let the world take over you.
Look out for what I say and do.
Hold still, let me look at you.
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